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So it's your normal, average everyday commute up the road in the morning. Standard mix of passive drivers, aggressive drivers, and lunatics. I First noticed you in my rearview mirror weaving in and out of traffic, cutting people off the whole way. So I said fuck this asshole, he/she will not get in front of me, bitch! I'm the fucking sheriff around here! Lo and behold, you tried to go around me on the right but I was only a few feet behind the car in front of me (we were going slow). But you HAD to fucking cut me off. So, fuck you for that. Then comes the best part. You looked into the rearview mirror and read my mind, and thus you flipped me off wildly because of my bad thoughts about you. Then I vowed my revenge which on the road is to pass you and look at you angrily on the way past.
Fast forward a few miles, you got stuck in the lame lane at a traffic light and I passed you on the right because I'm a fucking boss at picking the correct lane at traffic lights. I glared at you and it appeared you said 'oh no bitch' by the way you shook your head. So you cut over behind me and tailgated me to the light. I snap turned right to see what you'd do, and you followed me. Then I snap turned left into a shopping center and you WENT AROUND ME AND CUT IN FRONT so I would T-bone you! Are you fucking crazy? There are better and more effective ways to off yourself!!
At this point I realized I was dealing with hot older ladies wants horny sex horny single ladies someone who clearly had a screw loose so I quick turned around and drove away. No need to crash my car. I spent the rest of my commute quietly simmering over what a bitch you were.
Then it came to me (all my best ideas come to me AFTER the fact). I wanted to hatefuck you in the parking lot and regretted my decision not to. I mean when a guy drives like an asshole I want to pull over and punch him in the throat. But when a female drives crazy, it's a turn on and I want to aggressively bone her in the next available parking lot.
So, aggressive female driver, I'm the guy in the car. You were the girl in the car or SUV. You cut me off. Let's bang. Get in touch.
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