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First a bit about me, I am 37, Single, professional, never married no kids, sane, stable, and emotionally available Wow, what I am looking for lets see... An attractive woman who has their life together. That means I would hope you have a stable job, a car, and a place to live that is not your Mother's basement or spare bedroom. Don't get me wrong if I see nothing wrong with living rent free if you need to, but I am past that stage in my life and I want to meet someone who is in the same place. I have recently returned to the area after a decade away and am a bit disappointed in the dating scene. I don't mind if you have kids, but PLEASE if you have enough to start your own basketball team, please don't bother and see your physician for some form of birth control. I am open to all races and ages but please dont be a hilljack or dont be ghetto. I have all my teeth and you should too, none of which should be gold. I am very affectionate, and want someone that is as well. Not into unnecessary PDAs or "get a room" stuff, but holding hands at the mall is nice, and cuddling while watching a movie at home is the best. I am too old for the bar scene, so if you feel the need to go and shake your ass wearing a skirt so short it looks like it was made for a 9 year old girl then please don't waste your time and hopefully you realize you are making a fool of yourself. If you are Married, Separated, Involved, Looking for a 3rd, please follow these instructions before contacting me: get a divorce lawyer, sign the papers, break up, move out, change your number. I am not really as bitter as I sound, but it does get a little tiresome of meeting people with an endless supply of baggage. Hopefully if you made it all the way through this you can see that I can be a fun guy to be around, if you are interested please contact me. Your pic gets mine, no exceptions. Hope to hear from you soon.. . *UPDATE 5/9* - if you looney tunes, psycho, one french fry short of a happy meal, or live more than 15-20 mins from Sumner County - do NOT contact me |